No "fine" restaurant worth anything would have a 60" TV in clear view showing some moronic sports event. This one did.
No pizza claiming to be thin would have a crust as thick as your thumb. This one did.
No "artisan pizza" would have industrial grade mozzarella drowning out all other ingredients. This one did.
No sensible restaurant would drown the salad in generic dressing without giving the diner a "dressing on the side" option. This one did.
No proper server would tell you the specials without mentioning the price. This one did.
No self respecting restaurant would add the tip in with the bill. This one did (and still asked for more!)
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